History
by D. Lentil

We were all in Jerry's garage listening to Toto's "Africa" for the 30th straight time,and having our usual argument about the proper interpretation of the lyric "Rises like a Lepress Above the Serengeti." Jerry was convinced that "lepress" meant female leper, but I'm still sure that it means female leopard.* I mean, c'mon, a female leper would never rise above the Serengeti. Unless that's where she lived. Anyway, the three of us, me, Jerry, and Joey had been in a bunch of cover bands together, like Jefferson Air Supply, Aha: Aha!, and Tone Def and the Nougat. All of the sudden Jerry said, "Boy-" and then his fat cousin Sam blunderbussed into the garage and told us all to get out.
But the next day we were back. I brought my set, and Joey brought his guitar, and when Jerry saw us standing there, the first thing out of his mouth was "ngles."** And it all clicked.



* Female leper? Whatever, dude.
**Later Jerry said that he actually said "Eagles," but that doesn't really matter.