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Happy Valentine's Day To My Bunnies 
 
From Hef 
 
 

Roses are Red 
Violets are Blue 
There are so many of you, What is poor Hef to do? 

Valentine's Day Vision Statement 

• Make this the BEST Valentine's day in Playboy Mansion history!

Valentine's Days Goals and Objective 

-Make Me Happy 
 

- Don't make me unhappy 
 

                      -Remain sexy at all times 
 

-Most importantly. 
 
 
 

#1 Valentine's Day Objective 
 
.Increase my levels of happiness by 200%

Valentine's Day Agenda 

9am- 11am: Eat heart-shaped pancakes and talk about my good looks 

11am- 3pm: Feed me grapes and fan me with a big leaf 

3pm-7pm: Further discuss my good looks 

7pm- 10pm- Do the bunny hop around the mansion 

9pm- February 15: Participate in "one on one" bunny hop sessions with yours truly 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Valentine's Day Rules 

• Rule #1

  THERE ARE NO RULES IN MY     MANSION BABY!! 

• Except in this Playboy Mansion Play-Wii-XXXBox game thing.

• Maybe later, you could show me

how to play it 

• And how to check

voicemail.

Final Valentine's Day Message. 

To my dear little Bunnies.. 

    You are all sweeter than honey 

                You make the grey skies seem sunny 
 

                And on this Valentine's Day ..  

I'll try to love you more than I love my money.

   Love,  

                       Hugh Hefner