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Happy
Valentine's Day To My Bunnies
From Hef
Roses
are Red
Violets are Blue
There are so many of you, What is poor Hef to do?
Valentine's
Day Vision Statement
Valentine's
Days Goals and Objective
-Make Me Happy
- Don't
make me unhappy
-Remain sexy at all times
-Most importantly.
#1 Valentine's
Day Objective
.Increase
my levels of happiness by 200%
Valentine's
Day Agenda
9am- 11am: Eat heart-shaped
pancakes and talk about my good looks
11am- 3pm: Feed me grapes
and fan me with a big leaf
3pm-7pm: Further discuss
my good looks
7pm- 10pm- Do the bunny
hop around the mansion
9pm- February 15: Participate
in "one on one" bunny hop sessions with yours
truly
Valentine's
Day Rules
THERE ARE NO
RULES IN MY MANSION BABY!!
how to play it
voicemail.
Final
Valentine's Day Message.
To my dear little Bunnies..
You
are all sweeter than honey
You make the grey skies seem
sunny
And on this Valentine's
Day ..
I'll try to love you more than I love my money.
Love,
Hugh Hefner