Wow. You actually opened it. That was a good idea. For all you know, little computer bugs could now be running all through your system having little computer bug parties in which they get little computer bug beer all over the place and wreck your hard drive. Then, they get in their little computer bug cars and drive all over the internet, singing their little computer bug songs and doing shots of computer bug bourbon. Then, they'll get in a little computer bug accident and have to be rushed to the little computer bug ER, but it won't be in time to save their little computer bug lives.

Poor little computer bugs. This is all your fault, you know.

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